funny grass flip flops, lawn slippers, artificial grass flip-flops for Men, Women and Children (Man 5.5-7, Black)

These sandals are splendor on tap. Tips for maximum enjoyment:1. Recall the name of an ex who broke your heart.2. Find his or her address.3. Buy a plane ticket and go there.4. Stake out the joint to determine her/his daily routine.5. When subject leaves the house, “coincidentally” stroll by wearing your grass flip-flops. Beware of dropping jaw.6. Reject ex’s tearful, hysteric attempts at reconciliation; instead, look at your sandals and say, “Oh, these old things?”7. Insist on leaving hurriedly, citing a big, important board meeting at your lawyer business, where you make so much money doing courthouse objections for famous computer influencing people.8. Leave that scrub in a sobbing heap on the sidewalk, making sure the last thing she/he sees is a blur of sweet, artificial, Chinese grass poking up between your toes.

The flip flops are holding up and fit better than the previous brands I have purchased.