How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill (Knock Knock Self-Hurt Books)
Product ID: 1702118
🎨10 dysfunctional illustrations
📏Compact 4.5 x 6.5 inches
📚144 full-color pages
HK$111
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📚 Screw up with style — the ultimate guide to parenting gone hilariously wrong!
- VISUAL SHOCK THERAPY - 10 vivid, tongue-in-cheek illustrations bring your worst parenting nightmares to life.
- LAUGH LEARN AND BOND - Perfect icebreaker for new parents, baby showers, or anyone who loves parenting satire with a sharp edge.
- BUZZWORD READY TREND SAVVY - Stay ahead of the curve with the latest in traumatic parenting jargon and styles.
- MASTER THE ART OF DYSFUNCTION - Dive into 7 hilariously extreme parenting styles that guarantee lifelong memories (and therapy bills).
- POCKET SIZED PARENTAL SABOTAGE - Compact format fits perfectly in your bag for on-the-go laughs and cringe-worthy insights.
How to Traumatize Your Children is a bestselling satirical paperback (4.5 x 6.5 inches, 144 pages) packed with 7 exaggerated parenting styles, full-color illustrations, and the latest buzzwords in dysfunctional parenting. Written by Knock Knock, it’s a laugh-out-loud, tongue-in-cheek manual that pokes fun at modern parenting extremes while delivering a memorable, conversation-starting read.
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