--- product_id: 30370301 title: "The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised)" brand: "maddox" price: "HK$314" currency: HKD in_stock: true reviews_count: 9 url: https://www.desertcart.hk/products/30370301-the-alphabet-of-manliness-revised store_origin: HK region: Hong Kong --- # The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised) **Brand:** maddox **Price:** HK$314 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised) by maddox - **How much does it cost?** HK$314 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.hk](https://www.desertcart.hk/products/30370301-the-alphabet-of-manliness-revised) ## Best For - maddox enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted maddox brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description Full description not available ## Images ![The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/612oOeTDosL.jpg) ![The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised) - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41Oq0Esdn9L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Sister-in-law very unhappy *by B***S on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 9, 2023* Bought this for my brother in laws bday. His wife was not pleased… I read it 15 years ago and thought it was pretty funny. 🤣🤣🤣 thx Maddox ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Amazon reports that this book will be the only one not rated with stars. *by J***7 on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on June 2, 2006* I have to be honest, here. I've read Maddox's website for years, and have long respected him for not giving in to the temptation to make money from his site with pop-ups, banners, etc. My sole purpose for having purchased this book was to support him financially for the years of entertainment he has provided millions for free.Then the book arrived... While still in the box from Amazon, the woman that delivered it grew a full beard and back hair just in the time it took her to carry it to my doorstep. By the time I got to page three, my testicles had stretch marks. At this point, I was afraid, and would have put the book down except that I knew doing so would have instantly reduced me to a sniveling girly-boy. By the time I finished the book, I had grown 8 inches, and not taller.I was once a computer programmer that spent my days in a cubicle. After reading the book, I walked into my place of work (I didn't even use the door, just walked through the brick wall) and smashed many faces and headbutted many a uterus, and am now the CEO of the company. I don't even work anymore. I just told them I was CEO, and nobody had enough testosterone to say otherwise.This book will change your life. Merely looking at the book in person will cause hair growth in places you didn't know hair could grow. Actually opening it will saturate you with testosterone. It is not recommended that you allow your wife near the book, as the book itself will have its way with her.This is my third copy I'm buying today. Every man in my family must have a copy, or I can no longer call them a man.-Javin ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The Alphabet of excellence, err manliness... *by S***T on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on June 1, 2006* As soon as I learned the book was coming, I knew I had to buy it. I was expecting the same comedic genius no-holds-barred inflammatory, caustic, and mordantly cynical observations that he is infamous for on his "Best page in the universe" site. I was not disappointed. Just the cover alone, with the Tarzan-like he-man punching a gorilla in the face is absurdly hilarious enough to crack me up. That cover is brilliant!, and that folks,...is uber-macho! I'd love a wall poster of the cover.By the time I got to the letter "C" the book had already paid for itself. I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. I have read every kind of humor novel and magazine I could get a hold of. This book is not the gentle Barry-esque humor, nor Buchwald, nor anyone else. It is 100% Maddox. Be prepared for the ultimate crotch-bomb collection of in-your-face manly-man balls of steel parody. This is one of the most flat-out hilarious books in the history of the written word. If you are easily offended, or too dense to see what he has done here and get mad about it, you need to get a thicker skin. Don't bother getting your panties in a bunch by reading this book, it's far too masculine for you. I recommend that you stick with the gentle musings of Dave Berry or Erma Bombeck.To make a small distinction, I viewed Maddox as more a literary Viking than a pirate. Pirates steal and plunder. Vikings discover and conquer. There is nothing stolen about this book. It's a trailblazer, and I hope to see more books from Maddox. I am waiting for the day that he branches out into other media. This is just the beginning of his meteoric rise to fame and yes, fortune. At risk of inflating his apparently frail self-esteem (ummm...right!) I'd say that he is a genius, and that this is the best humor in the universe. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.hk/products/30370301-the-alphabet-of-manliness-revised](https://www.desertcart.hk/products/30370301-the-alphabet-of-manliness-revised) --- *Product available on Desertcart Hong Kong* *Store origin: HK* *Last updated: 2026-07-06*