Deez Nuts Funny Birthday Card - 3D Pop Up Squirrel 5x7 Inch - Unique Pop Up Cards for Men and Women - Birthday Gift - Humorous Greeting Card for All Ages

I bought this card thinking it would get a chuckle. What I didn’t expect was to witness a grown man drop his cake, wheeze like a deflating balloon, and cry-laugh for five straight minutes. This card didn’t just deliver a joke—it delivered a moment. The Setup? Classic. The Punchline? Devastating. It lures you in with innocent birthday cheer, then BAM—Deez Nuts. It’s like a dad joke and a middle school prank had a beautiful, chaotic baby. My husband opened it, read it out loud, and immediately lost all composure. His grandma asked what was so funny. He couldn’t answer. She read it. She laughed harder than anyone. Functionality? Oh, it functions. It folds. It opens. It holds your deepest, dumbest birthday wishes. You can write in it, hide cash in it, or just let the punchline do all the heavy lifting. It’s a greeting card, yes—but it’s also a tactical comedy device. It delivers emotional whiplash in under five seconds. Absolutely worth the cost. For the price of a fancy coffee, you get a card that destroys expectations, creates unforgettable birthday memories, Possibly gets framed and hung on a wall, costs less than therapy but heals just as well. Card quality is surprisingly solid. Thick cardstock, vibrant print, and just enough sass to make it feel like it was written by a stand-up comedian with a grudge. It even comes with an envelope, which is great for disguising the emotional damage inside. Perfect for friends with a sense of humor, siblings you want to mildly roast, coworkers who think HR won’t find out, literally anyone who deserves a surprise attack of laughter. This card didn’t just say “Happy Birthday.” It said, “I love you enough to hit you with the dumbest joke of all time.” And honestly? That’s the best kind of love.

Great card - it got a lot of laughs. Very good quality too .

Great looking card and well produced.

This Sleazy Greetings Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card is a great way to surprise a friend or family member on their special day. The 3D design of the card is sure to make a lasting impression. It features a funny illustration of a squirrel wearing a birthday hat and holding nuts on the inside. The card is printed on thick, high-quality card stock and is 5x7 inches in size. The card is sure to make the recipient laugh. We’ve purchased it twice and got laughs from both recipients.

Solid. I really like the note paper in it. Would recommend.

It's a cute card, but I just wish it was a little bigger because the squirrel in the middle of the card does not give ample enough room to write how you want to, so it needs to be a bigger card to give space for writing in my opinion. My niece loved it, we all loved it it bought us all a laugh, it was definitely humorous, and for the money very good!

Great product!!

Funny card