ejhq15 Milky Way Full Size Bars Candy Mix 2

Have you ever worked with one of those people who has a job that is kind of important but they think that it’s way more vital than it really is and that the entire company goes into the crapper the minute THEY decide to underperform? Then they get an attitude with everyone and start acting like if you don’t do everything their way they will blow up the show? That is my pancreas. I recognize and begrudgingly accept its importance, even though the bile duct and the gall bladder could easily claim to be at least equally important; and don’t even get me started on the pituitary. “I make enzymes AND hormones, so y'all better just follow my lead, because I’m in charge of this whole damn show!” That’s a pancreas for ya. Sometimes I just wanna punch it like the little bee-atch that it is. It turns out that punching your pancreas is tricky, like “… to rock around, to rock around, that’s right on time,” it’s tricky. So I came up with a plan ‘B’. Snickers, Twix, Milkyway and Three Musketeers, each uniquely fresh and delicious in their own way all have something in common: to a pancreas, they are the equivalent of an America’s Funniest Home Videos wiffle ball bat to the crotch. Every heavenly bite delights the senses while punishing the pancreas, squeezing insulin until it hurts. I love opening TWO Snickers at once, shoving them in my mouth simultaneously and yelling, “Who’s in charge now? You be whining like a little babyass appendix!” These candy bars arrived in perfect condition, and the variety pack satisfies every person in the room and organ in the body (and your spleen will love how your pancreas is brought down a notch or two). Top quality, camera-ready beautiful, and worth the name-brand price tag.

So, I hesitated to but this because it's getting summer so it's hot. I figure this is a winter order, but couldn't resist. I ordered it anyway. It turned out very good. I guess they have learned from the previous low ratings because it was shipped with a cold pack so any heat didn't effect it at all. And, it's not hot enough yet because the ice pack was still half solid, so hadn't melted completely. The candy bars are in excellent condition, and taste pretty good, too. I like the fact that there are different candy bars in the box. All of them are my favorite depending on the time of day, shape of the moon and the weather. Ok, that's not really true. I like them all pretty much all the time. Good job! Oh and another Kudo's. It was delivered a week earlier than the original delivery date. So, that's delightful!

The candy bars came fast and packed with ice pack, I was very impressed! They are fresh and delicious!

I ordered the candy bars. I hadn't checked reviews first (which I normally do, but it was candy for crying out loud, and I'm familiar with the flavors), but I ended up glancing at the rundown right after I completed the order. It showed a concern with "freshness", and I immediately attempted to cancel the order. It wouldn't cancel, with a big SHIPPED as reason... it didn't actually ship for two more days, but that's my only complaint. So I was prepared for disappointment and a possible show down with Amazon, but the candy arrived on time. It was nicely packed with a freezer bag, and a expiration date of February, 2027. So I'm happy. And btw, I think $21 bucks it's pretty cheap for 18 full-size candy bars these days!

Great! I just got home and the box is sitting on my porch. It's 97 degrees outside and I'm thinking it's going to be a chocolate mess. I open the box and it was lined with some kind of Styrofoam and two ice bags. The chocolate was fresh. Good job guys!!! Thank you.