Desert Online General Trading LLC
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Desert Online General Trading LLC
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Executive Producer Jenni JWoww Farley, of MTVS SNOOKI & JWOWW and JERSEY SHORE, presents JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE, an award-winning, blood-drenched horror-comedy. When Teresa and the girls leave their N.J. salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they're blindsided by bizarre events that send them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the N.J Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local Piney's and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls return to Seaside and hook-up with five fist-pumpers. Later they converge at a Seaside bar where they're quickly ejected for a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere to go, the group retreats to the Pine Barrens for the night. Blinded by lust, they remain unaware that their long-standing debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind. JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE stars Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli (aka pro wrestler Romeo Roselli), Ron Jeremy, Sal Governale, Richard Christy and Bigfoot (from the Howard Stern Wack Pack), and was written & directed by Paul Tarnopol.
R**E
Cheetah print = Death
I have been a slasher movie fan since the 80s... you don’t watch these films for the amazing acting and the cinematography. The characters are dumb-hot, annoying, and very tan. So the killer comes along, starts picking them off gruesomely like it’s The Slasher Super Bowl. You will find yourself relating more with the killer then with these greasy stereotypes. Yes lots boobs and refreshingly enough there are lots shirtless hunks in peril...
D**L
Bad to the bone.
I didn't expect an epic, good acting or a great script and that's exactly what this film delivered. I did expect the fun other raters described butother than the fact that none of the characters were in any way sympathetic or had any redeeming qualities thus making their deaths welcome,it just wasn't even bad enough to be a good bad movie. For a low budget effort the camera work was pretty good ---- otherwise not worth the time or electricity to run.
B**E
Great value must have for rare horror collectors
Hard to find! Great price and was so hard to find. Plays great on US DVD players. Awesome for the rare collector of B rated horror flicks.
J**N
Funny
Has Sal the Stockbroker.
E**F
the actress Ashley Mitchell is beautiful and talented
Slasher-beach-party movie with brainless, brawny men and body-proud Jersey girls! No one under the age of 16 or over the age of 19 should see it. One highlight: the actress Ashley Mitchell is beautiful and talented. Why she wasn't featured on the poster/cover of the movie is a mystery to me. She also deserves better parts than this.
M**O
Terrible... take a lap.
This movie is awful. Like beyond bad.You should watch it reaaaaaallly high and it will only be like 17% less awful.
J**H
I really enjoyed it. I wish JWow would have made a ...
This movie delivered on everything it should. I really enjoyed it. I wish JWow would have made a cameo since she was a producer. Some of the acting was a little rough, but overall it was pretty a good movie. Obviously if you were expecting the oscars you will be disappointed.
N**N
3 stars for the humor
I bought this because I watched jersey shore on MTV. The movie is incredibly cheesy. It was very funny however and lots of gore. Theres not really a lot more I can say about it.
M**E
Five Stars
Great b horror
K**.
Kein künsterlisches Highlight, aber solide Kost
Der Film nimmt sich selber nicht wirklich Ernst, bietet aber dennoch solide Unterhaltung für den Horror-Allesgucker. Alleine die End-Szene mit Kult-Star Ron Jeremy ist das Geld für den Film wert.