🌟 Say goodbye to bloat and hello to confidence!
HUM Flatter Me Digestive Enzymes is a fast-acting supplement designed to alleviate bloating in just 30 minutes. With a blend of 18 full-spectrum digestive enzymes and a natural triple herb mix, it promotes digestive health and nutrient absorption. Clinically tested to reduce bloating by up to 2 inches after one use, this vegan, non-GMO product is Clean Label Project Certified, ensuring the highest safety and quality standards.
B**N
I Took One and My Stomach Stopped Speaking Whale
Before Flatter Me, my post-meal routine involved unbuttoning my jeans, groaning like a haunted house, and swearing off carbs for the 47th time. I wasn’t bloated—I was inflated. I looked like I was about to give birth to a lasagna.Then came these magical little bloat-banishing capsules. I don’t know what’s in them—enzymes, fairy dust, the tears of a unicorn nutritionist—but after popping one before dinner, I felt…normal. Not “sweatpants-only” normal. I mean “I can wear jeans after tacos” normal.Suddenly, I wasn’t waddling around like a pufferfish with a secret. My stomach wasn’t making those weird sounds that scare pets and nearby family members. I didn’t have to lie on the couch post-meal dramatically like I’d just returned from war.Honestly, I think these pills are doing more for my social life than therapy. I can now confidently eat in public without wondering if people think I’m hiding a yoga ball under my shirt.If you’re tired of looking 5 months pregnant after eating a salad—yes, even lettuce betrayed me—get these. Your gut will thank you. Your pants will thank you. And your dog will no longer be blamed for the aftermath of taco night.
L**Z
Will keep buying!
This really works! I bought them after reading the label and seeing all the enzymes it has to help with digestion. I bought them for my husband, who kept complaining of bloating after eating. The first week, he had diarrhea, but he felt it was a good thing and decided to continue taking them. He lost some weight and these pills are currently part of his routine. He no longer gets bloated and can finally enjoy his meals, including pizza and other foods that previously made him feel bad afterward.
J**L
Great for regular bowel movement
It does help your bowel movement but I am at the same weight. I will keep using this is because it is better then the other stuff
G**Q
Sorry not for me!
This product gave me some very unpleasant side effects! The first time I took these, I did not notice any difference, but the package said that it could take some time to work. I continued to take them before each meal. During the week I don't eat red meat at all, but on the weekends I may eat steak with my husband. I took the supplement before the high-protein steak dinner one night. I have not had so much stomach upset since I got Montezuma's revenge while vacationing one year. I know it was not the food since my husband suffered no ill effects at all. Being a research type of person, I decided not to take the supplement all week and then stupidly decided to take it again before the steak dinner. I wanted to know if the supplement caused the issues the week prior. This time the reaction was even worse. I spent the rest of the evening regretting my decision to try again. Needless to say, digestive enzymes are not for me! I spoke with my doctor and she informed me that digestive enzymes can hinder the bodies breakdown of fat and cause you to gain weight over time. While weight loss was not my goal, gaining weight certainly was not a goal! She told me digestive enzymes stop the large intestines from absorbing water thus helping some individuals not feel so bloated. Any weight loss is water loss, and temporary. I would not purchase it again and would caution others to be careful. My doctor told me that digestive enzymes can hinder the absorption of some medications, so taking enzymes that the body naturally produces is better left to individuals with diagnosed conditions requiring extra help.
C**A
Good product
Love this product! Small tablets, easy to take before meals. Arrived promptly. Effect supplement exactly as described.
D**S
Not sure
No sure i see a difference
A**L
Helps with digestion of food
Highly recommend! Helps with actual digestion. I was struggling before but now I can eat and not feel sick afterwards.
M**A
Thank u
Love it hope it works thank u