Say goodbye to discomfort! 🚀
Anti Monkey Butt with Calamine is a specialized cream designed to absorb sweat and reduce skin irritation, providing effective relief from chafing. Infused with calamine, it soothes the skin while offering all-day protection for those with active lifestyles.
G**.
Absorbs moisture better than expected!
Spouse wears heavy uniform pants every day. Hot sweaty pants for mandatory surprise overtime shifts means things get moist--and changing into fresh clothes is not an option. It is the reality of anyone in law enforcement, you don't get to choose your uniform. Soggy bottoms is a real problem in summer when temps are over 95 degrees--and yes guys do talk about this stuff! Heat rash is a big problem when it gets going, and ripped open angry skin makes for a long shift and miserable week.I went into research mode and found many rave reviews about this magic powder, so we tried it. Spouse is thrilled with the results and we go through this stuff pretty rapidly in the Summer. It is now in his work locker and Im sure we will be repurchasing when the temps rise again. It works super fast to prevent friction and manage sweat, there isnt anything more to say! It makes a miserable situation much more bearable!
J**N
No more schwetty ballz smell.
I am a man and I use this everywhere below the belt line. I mean everywhere. Everything stays nice and dry and odor free all day long. You would have to reapply if working out or working hard but that is normal. Has a very light almost imperceptible, pleasant smell. Has a faint pink color as well that is only noticeable when it is spilled on the floor after use (I apply in the Bathtub). The lotion that is in it leaves my skin feeling soft and not too dry. I personally have not had a lot of problems getting it on my cloths. I used gold bond before but I like this product better because of the lotion added which makes my skin feel nice. Highly recommend, in fact I am going to order the larger size now.
F**.
stops the itch
easy to use , jar is easy to dispense usable amount
J**H
Don't trust every review, this is how vaxhappened
The media could not be loaded. *edit update* After using this product in it's entirety, this is a great product, I could not stop using it. It was weird at first being dry in the areas I applied it as I have never tried any type of powder before. Yet it wasn't so dry as to cause friction. One application basically lasts all day during a Southern summer (90-102 farenheit), though that is just walking and not actually working. As for females that would like to try this product there is a "Lady monkey butt" that uses corn starch instead of talc, it wont last as long as talc but you won't have any health concerns with that.*end update*Everybody complaining that its half full... its talc, if its crammed full you wont get anything out. It still weighs 6oz, you are getting everything you paid for (possibly a little more in my case as I don't know how much the bottle is empty).The scent that others are complaining about is the calamine...which is also why its pink. Its not overpowering, its subtle, if someone is smelling it they are too close.
S**M
THIS WORKS (when nothing else did)
This powder is a life saver! Or, rather, a butt saver! I ordered it originally for my son who gets terrible diaper rash. Nothing, and I mean none of the $30 pastes, helped. This has calamine in it, so it soothes and absorbs, plus heals. I recently started having my 7yo use it because he was constantly scratching at his booty....problem fixed! Then my 14yo came to me complaining of what sounded like chafe between his thighs (I didn't look) and so I gave him Anti Monkey Butt and again, problem fixed! I even ordered a 12pk of travel size bottles for backpacks, diaper bag, and definitely hiking and camping packs! I 100% recommended this, from babes in diapers to grown men with thick thighs! (No, I didn't get paid or get free samples for this review. I just seriously love Anti Monkey Butt!)
R**N
work good
work good
S**A
life changing
i never write reviews but i have to this time. i'm a dancer who performs almost daily and it is VERY embarrassing sweating my ass off in front of everyone who's watching. sometimes the sweat stains are so apparent i watch footage from shows and i cringe endlessly and feel bad for everyone who had to see that. but anymore.i have to mention i apply A LOT of this. when i just started i didn't apply as much and it didn't work as well so yeah you have to apply quite a bit but i don't mind. it's nothing compared to a lifetime of embarrassing sweat stains all over. i love this stuff. life saver.
M**3
Update & correction: Still Meh,
I wanted to get the feel of the talc powder that’s no longer available.So, it does say it’s talc, but I thought it was corn starch as it feels more like those products than like the J&J I wish I could still buy.For me this product is clumpy and a bit uncomfortable after a few hours.Packaging is only fair: Requires very close attention to avoid dispensing too little or two much.I did not find any advantage to this stuff over the corn starch products on the market.
