An aspiring crime journalist turned food critic (Ayre Gross) gets kidnapped for writing a distasteful review of a mob owned restaurant. He forms an intricate relationship with the thug that captures him (Paul Provenza) and through the course of events is forced to eat his words. Tag Line: What happens when a food critic gives a mob owned restaurant a distasteful review...
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DO BUSINESS WHEN YOU DO BUSINESS
David Felder (Arye Gross) is a would-be crime reporter forced to be a food critic. He eats at the Bella restaurant where Momma makes lousy food, but people eat there out of respect and loyalty. David writes a negative review and becomes kidnapped by the son Tony (Paul Provenza) who threatens to kill him.After the initial joke, it was impossible to sustain the humor. Bill Dana makes a cameo as his famous José Jiménez character. Other extras include SNL Laraine Newman, Ice Cream man Clint Howard and an oriental midget (John Tamaki).Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity
