Paperback. Pub Date :2012-10-02 Pages: 176 Language: English Publisher: Touchstone So you're going to be a parent.You might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be a good parent Will I be able to afford this Can I ever have sex againWell. the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become That's why I've written this book-to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.The Bro Code for Parents will help you:. Choose a baby name that won't get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker Interview and hire a smokin 'hot nanny Teach your child instant classics like The Boobs on the Bus and Bro. Bro. Bro Your Boat With full-color illustrations. interactive work sheets. and even suggestions for how to turn a st...
