Plant Guard Slug Defence

This useless electrified fence was no match for our elite force of commando slugs. After a fiddly set-up, black ops decided to employ suicide slugs and sent in Jesus to blow the battery compartment and render our veg defenceless. After the martyrdom, a victory party erupted over our 'mange tout' in epic proportions - a slimy menage a trois cent if you will imagine. Don't waste your money, just go back to the good ol' days of 'Nam and utilise slug napalm.