After years in exile, Jackson McGregor has returned to his grandparent's home in Lobster Cove, a small Scottish village where the daily routine consists of eating, sleeping, fishing -and drinking tea. However, the locals way of life is under threat from a large corporate retail machine headed up by a monster named Bennett Campbell who wants to buy land for a new development. After discovering a mysterious crate of herbal tea washed up on shore, Jackson, along with his friend Russell hatch a plan to sell the tea and save the village. Unfortunately the new lease on life the tea seems to give the townspeople soon turns into a nightmare, and Jackson finds himself in a village of flesh-eating zombies!
D**E
This movie was bad at everything except for the cover photo and summary above.
**Spoilers?**These positive reviews have to be fake or something. If you want to watch a bad movie with very few redeeming or funny moments, watch this. If you have any friends or family members who have made movies for school or something, spend your 1-2hrs watching those instead...I guarantee you they're better.Main character:Awkward and bad acting. Unbelievable that he would have the girlfriend that he did. Also unbelievable that he had some sort of huge impact on the town when he left originally. He doesn't have the confidence or conviction for either of those things to fit, which makes it nearly impossible to be even slightly pulled in to the (lack of)story.Humor:I laughed like 5 times, and mostly at the horrible timing, acting, or effects. Just when I thought something was going to be good or "over the top" ridiculousness to match the B-movie quality and "story", I was left with yet another sub-par shovel to the back of the head or traditional punch/slap to the face.Action?:I guess some people ran around, some people were bleeding, and one person threw up on a non-zombied person's face for no reason(not even to show that it's infectious or something...which it's not btw), but ultimately there was only one action scene that was somewhat interesting.Story:The whole story is in the Amazon summary here. The only additional detail is the almost unnecessary sub-story about a guy trying to get the main character's dad to sell his house so he can build some shopping center or something. Why watch the movie when you can just read the paragraph and look at the picture? (FYI - There are no psycho zombie rats like the photo shows....not a single one. It probably would have raised my rating to 2 stars if there were.)This movie was bad at everything except for the cover photo and summary above. The only thing I found kind of interesting was the part about the Nazis, and that probably shouldn't ever be how you want your audience to feel when the movie is over.
M**E
I liked it. I really liked it.
I really liked it. I had a good idea of what to expect from the positive reviews. So I waded through the first ten minutes and was hooked from then on.
C**T
Don't Drink The Tea!
Looking for a B-flick that's got some bad but is still hilariously good? This would be it.I passed it up quite a few times because the description just didn't grab my attention, and the rating was pretty low. But I was in the mood for a b-zom-com and finally decided that my SO and I should watch this. I'm glad we did. It's knee-slapping corny but with a decent, outrageous, story line. The main character, Jackson, wasn't the greatest actor, but he wasn't bad either. It's sort of worked for the kind of character he was portraying.Perhaps my favorite character was Danny.If you got the time to waste and don't mind risking watching a movie you may hate, press play now!
B**4
good
I found this movie to be interesting. It managed to keep my interest. Jenny linn was the best part of the movie. She was the photographer.
L**
Three Stars
I have a thing for cheesy low budget horror from the UK.
D**S
Three Stars
Some parts are funny, but it loses it way towards the end.
R**.
Three Stars
This movie is ridiculous in a stupid funny way.
J**Y
Three Stars
Entertaining when you have nothing going on.
A**R
good film good price
a fun film set in scotland happy with film seen on netflix a while ago
R**R
Good in parts - truly dreadful in others.
I bought this because one of my relatives appears as an extra.The first two thirds of the film are quite good with really beautiful scenery and quirky characters. The narrative is intriguing as the back-story is gradually revealed. I honestly could have imagined this film getting a limited cinema release or being shown late at night on Channel 4.However the ending of the film is indescribably bad. If the Texas Chainsaw Massacre had been a comedy scripted by 10-year-olds it ould not have been as bad as this. It completely ruins the whole film. It's a waste of time, money and talent. I hope that the next offering from this group is better.
M**R
I enjoyed this - but then, as I'm in it, I would!
Great fun. Set in stunning local Aberdeenshire scenery witha largely amateur cast this is a blood-soaked romp with laughs! Watch this with a warming pot of tea nearby. Bet the tea grows cold!
B**D
Worst film of all time - really!
My original review seems to have disappeared, possibly because I criticised the source of funding for this utter waste of a film.Suffice to say that there is nothing good about this movie....nothing at all.My family and I are agreed that this is, without doubt, the worst film we have ever seen in our lives.
T**R
tea for two
Very funny film lots of laughs good story had me laughing a lot if you want a laugh buy this
