Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood

On the evening of July 13th, 2020, I stood naked in a full-length mirror in a state of deep contemplation. As the candlelight flickered across my bare ti**ies, I struggled to comprehend the nature of my reflection. Sure, the figure before me had the soft skin and voluptuous curves of a woman, but what was its purpose? How was I to use this gorgeous body, and the mind trapped desperately inside, to navigate the complexities of an ever-changing modern world?The next day, the doorbell rang: “Who could it be?”, I wondered aloud. Was it the $18 salad that I ordered for lunch? Was it the milkman delivering my daily supply? Was it my husband, Tomas, finally returning home from war? I ran down the stairs, my silk robe trailing behind me, and flung open the creaky door of my brownstone, only to find that no one was there. Instead I was greeted with a plain brown box, sealed shut with tape bearing the name of the world’s largest rainforest. “How absolutely curious,” I muttered, as I opened the box with my switchblade.Inside, I found a sturdy book with a deep magenta cover and the image of two statuesque beauties staring deeply into my soul: It was “Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood.” I poured my afternoon tumbler of wine, reclined on my chaise, and began to read. I was instantly transported to another dimension where two bald men in wigs served as sherpas to my unique female experience.The book is divided into three sections, Beauty and Style, Homemaking, and Relationships, each delivering personal anecdotes from Trixie and Katya that offer sage advice through the lens of humor and what I detect was just a hint of satire. The book answers age-old questions like, “Should I get bangs?” (Spoiler alert: you should), “Am I a poor?” (You are), and, “Will I die alone?” (To be determined). The quality of the book’s content is matched only by the quality of the stunning images that adorn its pages. An astounding display of glamour and feminine mystique, the photos of Trixie and Katya will leap directly from the page and into your heart.I give “Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood” a resounding five stars. It is the book we all need in these trying times, now more than ever.(In all seriousness, this book was 80% ridiculous and 20% truly helpful (actual ratio may vary). It is the perfect combination of the over-the-top, sometimes gross, and often confusing humor that we have come to expect from Trixie and Katya, blended seamlessly with genuine, heartfelt advice. I laughed, I cried, I said, “Wait…what!?” It was a delight to read and brought some much needed joy in a time when it feels like the world is crumbling around us. Thank you, gals.)

I think it’s safe to say anything involving these two is a guaranteed good time ! Love this book so much

I have been obsessed with Trixie and Katya for years. When they announced that they were releasing a book, I was super excited. Now that I have finally been able to read it, I can say that it was one million percent worth it. I found myself laughing out loud reading passages. I would often read them out loud to my friends as they were curious to know what was so funny. Not only is the writing great, but the pictures are phenomenal. Trixie looks fantastic and you can't tell me that Katya isn't a biological woman cause holy crap. I only have 2 minor complaints: (1) I wish Trixie's sections were longer. It sometimes felt like it was Katya's book with Trixie having anecdotes. Maybe Trixie is just good at getting her point across. (2) I wish it was longer as I didn't want it to end. 100/10 would recommend.

If you are a lady looking for guidance on being a woman, who better to ask than two bald men in wigs? Trixie and Katya are well known for their goofy and heartfelt takes on life and everything in it. This book will make you laugh until you snort and still come out learning valuable lessons about being a woman. It’s a great, easy read with tons of funny pictures of the drag duo as they help you navigate womanhood and the challenges that come with being a lady.

Honestly, work. They ate. Going to gaslight gatekeep girlboss this book. Because it’s our book, and not yours. DING DONG

If you are reading this review, you should definitely buy this book. The cover is exceptionally sturdy, which will surprise and delight you if, like me, you usually only read paperbacks. The thicc, glossy pages elevate the stunning photographs to a whole new level. I used to operate printing presses, so I can appreciate how the color resolution is perfect on every page. And the binding! Gurl, they really paid attention to the binding. You can open the book super wide so you can totally get into every centimeter of content. I have unintentionally damaged many an art book just trying to see every bit of the artwork.The photos are *amazing*, the text is very funny, and something about the whole art piece sends me back to the 60's.In conclusion, everyone should buy a copy of this book (except perhaps Yvie Oddly). Well done, Trixie & Katya!

This is a great book for those who love Trixie and Katya, dark humor, and unexpected wisdom thrown at them. I got through this is in two sittings and want to take back the hours I took reading this just to read it for the first time again.

Hi, I'm the overly sexual avatar for your Xanga profile - Trixie Mattel. And I'm the dog-eared copy of Grendel you still masturbate to - Katya.I'm in love with these biological whomen and this book tickled me in all my lil nooks and crannies that haven't seen the sun since 1957. I enjoy a nice sip of holy water to cleanse my dirty soul before diving nipples first into this wild ride of erotic literature. You don't need parents, a midwife or podiatrists anymore with this tale - you can do it all yourself, you modern woman, you!In all seriousness, buy this book you filthy whore.